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they tried to call 911

i cut the phone line

they tried to call 911

i cut the phone line

Disaster Girl

39

the teachers said I had reading problems

so I put them in the newspaper

the teachers said I had reading problems

so I put them in the newspaper

Disaster Girl

89

My teacher called my parents

I called her a firetruck

My teacher called my parents

I called her a firetruck

Disaster Girl

37

It's Your Funeral...

It's Your Funeral...

Disaster Girl

11

They raised my rent

i raised their temperature

They raised my rent

i raised their temperature

Disaster Girl

66

Disaster Girl

198

Eat your vegetables, they said. Be a good girl, they said.

Put down the matches, they said...

Eat your vegetables, they said. Be a good girl, they said.

Put down the matches, they said...

Disaster Girl

319

Slept in on christmas Morning

Slept in on christmas Morning

Disaster Girl

38

at first i wanted a little brother

changed my mind

at first i wanted a little brother

changed my mind

Disaster Girl

79

Give me the candy you said you had in the van.

Give me the candy you said you had in the van.

Disaster Girl

940

You are now viewing thy throne

do not give me a chance to approach the inside of the perimeter that is mine

You are now viewing thy throne

do not give me a chance to approach the inside of the perimeter that is mine

Joseph Ducreux

1

Try to lose his VIRGINITY to his girlfriend

Was charged with rape and assault

Try to lose his VIRGINITY to his girlfriend

Was charged with rape and assault

Bad Luck Brian

1

Can't find the remote

changes the channel from the TV

Can't find the remote

changes the channel from the TV

Good Guy Greg

3

Doesn't get the joke

thumbs up anyway

Doesn't get the joke

thumbs up anyway

Good Guy Greg

7

Scumbag steve asks him for a cigarette

gives him 2 cigarettes

Scumbag steve asks him for a cigarette

gives him 2 cigarettes

Good Guy Greg

11

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