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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet
He scares the shit out of it
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet
He scares the shit out of it
Chuck Norris
  • 46
chuck norris doesn't turn on the shower
he stares at it until it starts to cry
chuck norris doesn't turn on the shower
he stares at it until it starts to cry
Chuck Norris
  • 140
every night when the boogyman goes to sleep
he checks his closet for chuck norris
every night when the boogyman goes to sleep
he checks his closet for chuck norris
Chuck Norris
  • 66
CHUCK norris doesnt need a watch TO TELL TIME
he TELLS TIME WHAT TIME IT IS
CHUCK norris doesnt need a watch TO TELL TIME
he TELLS TIME WHAT TIME IT IS
Chuck Norris
  • 122
larceny and violent crime rates are through the roof
maybe i should also fight crime during the day.
larceny and violent crime rates are through the roof
maybe i should also fight crime during the day.
Bad Factman
  • 7
not sure if that was a fart,
or a shart...
not sure if that was a fart,
or a shart...
Futurama Fry
  • 2
men pee standing up,
real men poop standing up.
men pee standing up,
real men poop standing up.
Courage Wolf
  • 2
i shall see thou anon,
you large CARNIVOROUS reptile
i shall see thou anon,
you large CARNIVOROUS reptile
Joseph Ducreux
  • 1
telemarketers
hang up on me...
telemarketers
hang up on me...
Forever Alone
  • 5
see what happens...
when i don't get my happy meal.
see what happens...
when i don't get my happy meal.
Disaster Girl
  • 1
is that my cooking or my body odor
wouldn't you like to know
is that my cooking or my body odor
wouldn't you like to know
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 4
if one cannot find one's cell phone, perhaps one's friend or loved one
could call said cell in order to find it
if one cannot find one's cell phone, perhaps one's friend or loved one
could call said cell in order to find it
Philosoraptor
  • 1

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