sarvas

i'll shoot you

a text message of how my date is going

Man, I hate cRackers

With my soup

Wheres the Chronic

INFLAMMATION at? Your tests came back, and you have elevated T-Cell counts

I love beating women

to the door so that I can open it for them.

I hate picking cotton

Trousers to match my mink coat

SHOWED UP LATE FOR TOURS

IT DIDN'T START WITHOUT ME

im not forever alone

just forever AVAILABLE

plans huge house party

only pizza man shows up

Phone rings

Butt dial

plays smash bros alone

cpu gangs up on him

         .

safety in numbers?

tell that to 6 million jews

You made a skyline meme?

you must be so creative

oh, you don't like the patriots

tell me about how the refs give them every call

two jewish men saw a penny on the ground

they continued walking because pennies are not worth picking up in todays economy