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mr_calrissian

hey bro can i borrow your razor?

gives it back, still has beard

hey bro can i borrow your razor?

gives it back, still has beard

Douchebag Roommate

622

nukes japan twice

still recalls Pearl harbor

nukes japan twice

still recalls Pearl harbor

Scumbag America2

83

hardly any of my clothes fit

into one closet

hardly any of my clothes fit

into one closet

First World Problems

7

If all SI units base 10?

why is time base 60-24-365?

If all SI units base 10?

why is time base 60-24-365?

Philosoraptor

6

If charlie is short for charles

why do they have the same number of letters?

If charlie is short for charles

why do they have the same number of letters?

Philosoraptor

15

what would you do for a klondike bar?

i killed my family

what would you do for a klondike bar?

i killed my family

Vengeance Dad

6

They made fun of me

i made them with teryiaki sauce

They made fun of me

i made them with teryiaki sauce

Vengeance Dad

7

They woke me up for a glass of water

i gave them a whole tub

They woke me up for a glass of water

i gave them a whole tub

Vengeance Dad

11

wife started to tell joke about me

i delivered the punch line

wife started to tell joke about me

i delivered the punch line

Vengeance Dad

12

I regret starting a family

but finishing one was nice

I regret starting a family

but finishing one was nice

Vengeance Dad

32

Quick Math question:

What's 4 minus 3?

Quick Math question:

What's 4 minus 3?

Vengeance Dad

29

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