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They lost their homework

I lost their death certificates

They lost their homework

I lost their death certificates

Vengeance Dad

2

they lost the tv remote...

so i lost their bodies

they lost the tv remote...

so i lost their bodies

Vengeance Dad

4

she said the whiskey was killing my liver

she said the whiskey was killing my liver

Vengeance Dad

2

they drank all the juice

i drank all their blood

they drank all the juice

i drank all their blood

Vengeance Dad

2

they won the game of monopoly

i won the game of life

they won the game of monopoly

i won the game of life

Vengeance Dad

2

They laughed at me because my fly was down

now flies are eating their corpses

They laughed at me because my fly was down

now flies are eating their corpses

Vengeance Dad

2

they told me i was too old for cheers

so i cheered at their funerals

they told me i was too old for cheers

so i cheered at their funerals

Vengeance Dad

2

They broke the legs on my chair

so i broke theirs in return

They broke the legs on my chair

so i broke theirs in return

Vengeance Dad

2

they tried to send me to an asylum

i sent them to hell

they tried to send me to an asylum

i sent them to hell

Vengeance Dad

4

they didn't try to make me feel wanted

i didn't try to put the fire out

they didn't try to make me feel wanted

i didn't try to put the fire out

Vengeance Dad

4

they told me to take good notes

so I took note and took their life

they told me to take good notes

so I took note and took their life

Vengeance Dad

2

They said I couldn't plan a surprise party

I planned their funeral

They said I couldn't plan a surprise party

I planned their funeral

Vengeance Dad

10

They forgot to use the compost

I forgot how their bodies got in there

They forgot to use the compost

I forgot how their bodies got in there

Vengeance Dad

2

they dropped my phone in the toilet

I DROPPED THEM IN THE CHIPPER

they dropped my phone in the toilet

I DROPPED THEM IN THE CHIPPER

Vengeance Dad

6

they say kids are expensive

but i got a multi-buy discount at the funeral home

they say kids are expensive

but i got a multi-buy discount at the funeral home

Vengeance Dad

2

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