Fiishes

i don't always jerk off

but when i do, it's during a thunderstorm so i feel like thor

Captain America?

Why not Brigadier General America?

the number of stupid posts

is too damn high

i went to the butchers and he said to me i bet you ten pounds you cant reach those two pieces of meat, i said "no way, im not betting", he said "why not?", so i told him it was because the sTEAKS ARE

TOO DAMN HIGH

OMG I MISS BEING A TEENAGER!!1!

IS 20

Windows checking for a solution

Actually found a solution

i shot a crip

-pled person an email regarding his health insurance