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Why was the dentist in a bad mood?
His wife left him.
Why was the dentist in a bad mood?
His wife left him.
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 1
How is my wife like a parrot?
They are both in the animal kingdom, have distinct vertebrets, and are capable of free will.
How is my wife like a parrot?
They are both in the animal kingdom, have distinct vertebrets, and are capable of free will.
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 2
What do you call a black person in space?
An astronaut, you racist bastard.
What do you call a black person in space?
An astronaut, you racist bastard.
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 1
Now I have to go to jail
Because i rolled three doubles in a row.
Now I have to go to jail
Because i rolled three doubles in a row.
Successful Black Man
  • 1
I don't always read the bible.
I never read the bible.
I don't always read the bible.
I never read the bible.
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
Why must you telepathically accept me as your master?
Because a talking snake convinced a rib woman to eat from a magical tree. Why else?
Why must you telepathically accept me as your master?
Because a talking snake convinced a rib woman to eat from a magical tree. Why else?
God
  • 0
Why must you telepathically accept me as your master?
Because a talking snake convinced a rib woman to eat from a magical tree. Duh.
Why must you telepathically accept me as your master?
Because a talking snake convinced a rib woman to eat from a magical tree. Duh.
God
  • 0
maybe, the bible is real.
Nah . . . that would be ridiculous.
maybe, the bible is real.
Nah . . . that would be ridiculous.
Conspiracy Keanu
  • 1
any other religion is sinful.
Son is Jewish.
any other religion is sinful.
Son is Jewish.
God
  • 1
Grants free will
Damns people to hell who don't believe in him.
Grants free will
Damns people to hell who don't believe in him.
God
  • 8
Moses kills several villagers.
What a great guy.
Moses kills several villagers.
What a great guy.
God
  • 49
Nearly kills moses
Because son isn't circumcised.
Nearly kills moses
Because son isn't circumcised.
God
  • 1
CRuelty is a sin.
Creates Nickelback.
CRuelty is a sin.
Creates Nickelback.
God
  • 0
maybe
the bible is real.
maybe
the bible is real.
Conspiracy Keanu
  • 0
my reaction
to the end of lost.
my reaction
to the end of lost.
Unimpressed Queen
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