thecandymancan

When your teacher plays the whip and nay nay for the 20th time

Veruca, I don't give a crap if Violet got another friggin gobstopper.

i'm going to kill you all at the same time

When you light some paper on fire and you find out that it was the declaration of independence

What if I told you...

Ski-bi-ki kap-kap And da boom-poom-boo-rro-boom Boom! Two plus two is four. Minus one. Dats three. Quick maths. Everyday mans on the block. Smoke trees. See ya gyal in da park. Dat gyal is a uckers. When da ting went quack-quack-quack. U men were ducking. Hol' tight. Ass-knee. He's gotta pumpee. Hol' tight. My men. He's gotta frisbee. I trap-trap-trap on a road. Moving dat cornflakes. Rice crispies. Hol' tight. My gyal Whitney. The ting go skrrrrrrra. Pa-pa ka-ka-ka Ski-bi-ki-pa-pa And a poom-poom-boo-rro-boom SKYEA! Pom-pong-kon-kong-pon-pon Boom-boom Yao! I don't wanna look like Boo-rro-boom-boom-boo-boo-booom The ting go skrrrrboom Boom-bo-bo-boom-pa-b-boom Ski-bi-ki-pao-boom Boom-boo-b-boom-boom-boom-bo-bo-b-b-oom Ski-bo-po-po-boom I ju... (wat wat) The ting go skrrr (wat wat) Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (wat wat) Ski-bi-ki-pa (wat wat) Ski-bi-kip-pa-pa (wat wat wat wat) And a poom-poom-boo-rro-boom (wat wat wat wat) Tha gya told me take off ya jacket I said "Babez, mans no' hot" Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (our) ---------- ting (ting) Yo dad is 44. Hop out the four-door (four-dour) Boom! Let him know, when i see him I ju... (wat wat) The ting go skrrr (wat wat) Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (wat wat) Ski-bi-ki-pa (wat wat) Ski-bi-kip-pa-pa (wat wat) SKYEA! Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boo-rro-boom-b-b-oom I said "Babez, mans no' hot" AGH, The ting go skrrrra. Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka Ski-bi-di-pa-pa And da boom-boom-boo-rro-boom Hop out the four-door (four-dour) Boom! Let him know, when i see him (is-is-is-DJ-FLEX-flex-flex-x) U know wat it is. Man got e, man got i, excellent.

I'm going to steal the declaration of independence

Son: Yay, i'm 18 now

Father: When I was your age, I was 19