NevetsNeerg

Discovers intelligent life on other planets, creates entirely new ways of thinking about physics, discovers time travel and teleportation, wins Nobel Prize (all fields), singlehandedly stops WW3

Still dies a virgin

Hey baby

Wanna ride the bad luck railway?

Games on a mac

Games on a mac

Kidnapped and sold into child sex ring

Still a virgin

Meets girl online, goes to her house to meet her

Chris Hanson

I don't always drink too much

But when I do, my wife runs into an awful lot of doorknobs

I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do

Oh wait, yes I do. I'm an alcoholic

Not sure if I'm skeptical

Or just really really high

Why Was The clown sad?

Because he was raped in prison!

What's a pirate's favorite animal?

Aarrrrdvark!!!

Attempts to Cut pubes with scissors

Becomes the daughter his mother never wanted