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Chuck Norris broke the mold after he made himself.

Chuck Norris knows all the words in the dictionary, except the word "Mercy".

Chuck Norris can tow a 28 foot boat with his Volkswagen Bug.

On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck givet

Chuck Norris is shit... but nothing like Jacksonnn !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ownedddddd

Chuck Norris stomped on King Kong. After that, King Kong became Alvin Seville.

You can get tetanus simply by staring at Chuck Norris' beard for too long.

A comet will erase the human race, the sciencists called the comet Chuck Norris.

Submission of Chuck Norris facts is known add inches in males and increased bust size in females.

Amnesia forgets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris requires both arms and legs to masturbate.

Jiggy gets Chuck Norris widdit.

Chuck Norris doesn't obey the law HE IS THE LAW!

I got an e-roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. My cheeks are still swollen.