03Marine

When evil calls me "deplorable"

I just smile

I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal, I'm a malcontent a thorough modern idiot.

That's all I can stands...

...and i can't stands no more!

"I want to know how God created the world

...I want to know his thoughts, the rest are details." - Einstein (The expanded quotable einstein, Princeton University Press p. 202)

" I see a pattern, but my imagination cannot picture the maker of the pattern.

I see a clock but cannot envision the clock maker. The human mind is unable to conceive of the four dimensions, so how can it conceive of a God before whom a thousand years and a thousand dimensions are one?"

"got my mojo workin'

But it just don't work on you!"

"... Unfit to rule a free people." - Declaration of Independence

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."

These are not the liberal

fools you're looking for.

"The enemy of my enemy

is my friend." - Art of War

There has never been a sadness, that eating deep fried turkey couldn't cure.

Hormones or whore moans

...see how important context is now?

there once was a thug named Mike Brown; who bum rushed a cop with a frown;

six bullets later, he met his creator; then his homies burned down the whole town.

You're a

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins!

How do I put this...

You're so painfully stupid I'd be amazed if you could tie shoe laces.