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Oh you don't get how to do it?

Let me explain it the exact same way I explained it the first time.

Oh you don't get how to do it?

Let me explain it the exact same way I explained it the first time.

Unhelpful High School Teacher

35

calls jesus a zombie jew

"OMG you can't defame Mohammed"

calls jesus a zombie jew

"OMG you can't defame Mohammed"

Liberal Douche Garofalo

129

Feminist science: men are naturally rapists

women were not naturally designed to be mothers

Feminist science: men are naturally rapists

women were not naturally designed to be mothers

Liberal Douche Garofalo

68

Bans on drugs are ridiculous because everyone who wants them can still get them.

Bans on Guns are great because then no one can get them.

Bans on drugs are ridiculous because everyone who wants them can still get them.

Bans on Guns are great because then no one can get them.

Liberal Douche Garofalo

111

2006: Bush could lower gas prices if he wanted to! he just works for the oil companies!

Now: Look, it's not like Obama can do anything about gas prices, stop blaming him

2006: Bush could lower gas prices if he wanted to! he just works for the oil companies!

Now: Look, it's not like Obama can do anything about gas prices, stop blaming him

Liberal Douche Garofalo

148

sneers at anything vaguely religious

calls anything she doesn't like "soulless"

sneers at anything vaguely religious

calls anything she doesn't like "soulless"

Liberal Douche Garofalo

107

challenge you to a debate

lose & unfriend you

challenge you to a debate

lose & unfriend you

Liberal Douche Garofalo

135

dont kill that pregnant spider giving birth!

dont kill that pregnant spider giving birth!

Liberal Douche Garofalo

138

I am a strong and independent woman

now pay for the things I need, I can't do it myself

I am a strong and independent woman

now pay for the things I need, I can't do it myself

Liberal Douche Garofalo

122

And then I told them....wait...wait...

i'd actually do what I said if they'd vote for me again!!!

And then I told them....wait...wait...

i'd actually do what I said if they'd vote for me again!!!

obama laughing

38

And then i told them

i'd get them out of debt in 3 years!

And then i told them

i'd get them out of debt in 3 years!

obama laughing

44

says the news media doesn't necessarily have to be neutral

dismisses fox news for being biased

says the news media doesn't necessarily have to be neutral

dismisses fox news for being biased

Liberal Douche Garofalo

68

they thought healthcare was free

they thought healthcare was free

obama laughing

62

buddy jesus

44

The wait for Korra season 2

is longer than the wait for Airbender season 3

The wait for Korra season 2

is longer than the wait for Airbender season 3

First World Problems

9

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