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halfassassassin

so you're telling me that

i wouldn't be 'middle aged' in your country?

so you're telling me that

i wouldn't be 'middle aged' in your country?

Skeptical 3rd World Kid

106

those yo real tits?

those yo real tits?

Skeptical 3rd World Kid

1

i wanted to put a chemistry joke at the start of my presentation

but all the good ones argon

i wanted to put a chemistry joke at the start of my presentation

but all the good ones argon

Chemistry Cat

1

i hath 4 score and 19 botherations

but a wench tis not among them

i hath 4 score and 19 botherations

but a wench tis not among them

Joseph Ducreux

1

to what are you referring,

to what are you referring,

Joseph Ducreux

38

I discharged my flintlock pistol into a gentleman in Reno

...Merely to observe him expire.

I discharged my flintlock pistol into a gentleman in Reno

...Merely to observe him expire.

Joseph Ducreux

113

insert thy reproductive organ

Into thine own self

insert thy reproductive organ

Into thine own self

Joseph Ducreux

152

When i Hear a girl drinking water from the bottle

i imagine them choking on my cock

When i Hear a girl drinking water from the bottle

i imagine them choking on my cock

Confession Bear

1

spoke without being spoken to

didnt get in trouble

spoke without being spoken to

didnt get in trouble

Success Kid

1

Sets asking price

Decides asking price isn't enough

Sets asking price

Decides asking price isn't enough

Scumbag Steve

6

Y U NO WORK LIKE A BOSS

Y U NO WORK LIKE A BOSS

Y U No

3

They laughed at my moustache

i laughed at their funerals

They laughed at my moustache

i laughed at their funerals

Vengeance Dad

47

put your balls back in my purse

put your balls back in my purse

Overly Attached Girlfriend 2

1

I'm glad you had fun with the laser toy...

tonight, you die

I'm glad you had fun with the laser toy...

tonight, you die

Grumpy Cat

0

tAKE HIM FOR A RIDE IN YOUR NEW CAR

LIGHTS UP A CIGARETTE WITHOUT FIRST ASKING

tAKE HIM FOR A RIDE IN YOUR NEW CAR

LIGHTS UP A CIGARETTE WITHOUT FIRST ASKING

Scumbag Steve

6

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