Lenny Lava

white dove lands on shoulder

sars

freedom for all*

*not available in all areas, some restrictions may apply, financial involvement necessary, suspension of disbelief required, please have your id out for review, we reserve the right to remove freedoms without notice

If you are not from america

then you are technically an arab

Australia found oil

Needs more democracy

I Don't speak english

I speak American

goes shark diving

raped by dolphin

likes rihanna

gets chris browned

bite from radioactive spider

cancer

When you die..

Can I mummify your penis?

Vegetarian?

No pudding for you!!!!

food fight

has a different meaning in your country?

i hope both teams lose

IM A PLASTIC

WHORE WITH FUNNY HAIR

wants a dog

gets insanity wolf

Buys sex doll

gets friendzoned