firefighters stopped by my class last week, with tips on how to prevent fires around the home. they asked us to come up with our own prevention tip, and take a picture of us performing it. best idea wins a free junior firefighter's helmet.
i chose to burn down the house of the idiot down the street that insists on setting off illegal fireworks every time his football team scores, putting my and other neighbors' houses in danger of catching fire. that damn helmet is as good as mine!