If McDonalds Is usIng 100% chicken now / wtf were they feeding us?
A Philosoraptor post.
You are in the shower at 7 in the morning when it hits you: if a towel dries you, what dries the towel? You stand there until the hot water runs out. You are late for work, but you are wiser. In the supermarket queue you start to wonder whether using the self checkout makes you an employee. You aren't paid. The machine still shouts "unexpected item" at you. You decide this is what management feels like. It's 2 in the morning and you realise you have never actually seen your own face, only mirrors and photos. You consider waking your partner. You wake your partner. They do not consider it profound. On the school run your eight year old asks why it's called a building if it's already been built. You start to answer. You stop. You drive the rest of the way in silence, outthought by someone who can't tie their shoes. **Why it caught on:** it began as a T-shirt drawing by LonnieMachin of a velociraptor with its claw on its chin, and spread as an advice animal around 2008. Everyone has a thought that feels like philosophy right up until they say it out loud.