Foul Bachelorette Frog Meme Generator

Friday night. Whether to go out comes down to one question: is it worth putting on a bra? It isn't. It never is. Your friends receive a message about "a bit of a headache".

You work out when you last shaved your legs by counting back to the last wedding you went to. It was in June. The legs have entered their winter coat.

Dinner is a block of cheddar eaten standing at the open fridge, at an angle that lets you shut the door with your hip. You call it a charcuterie board for one.

The diet starts Monday, so on Sunday you finish the biscuits, the leftover cake and half a jar of peanut butter. It would be wasteful not to. You are, at heart, an environmentalist.

Why it caught on: the female counterpart to Foul Bachelor Frog, traceable to a Facebook page from March 2010 and a Twitter account that September. It said what people do when nobody's watching, and most of the replies were "same".

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Best Foul Bachelorette Frog posts

• take a shower / feel like a butterfly emerging from a COCOON of filth
• period is over / celebratory masturbation
• buy "overnight" pads so one lasts all day. / Spray crotch with febreeze around 4 pm.
• same bra / 3 weeks
• pee while on period, wipe / look at toilet paper
• decide if going out is worth putting on pants. / stay in
• sneeze while on period? / the flood gates have been unleashed
• Read foul bachelorette meme's / Get ideas
• watch period blood drip into toilet / Art
• Hasn't done laundry in a month / weird slutty underwear time
• "Oooh you're already wet for me" / don't tell him it's just discharge
• Feeling hot / shove ice cube down cleavage
• Fall Asleep while on period on clean sheets / Wake up on japanese flag
• Read foul bachelorette frog / all are true but too disgusting to reblog
• Dude reading Foul Bachelorette Frog / Wishes he hadn't read foul bachelorette frog
• Never learn to cook / die alone, full of pizza
• gain 5 lbs / blame on period
• Put hair up in towel after shower / use as a unicorn horn to wipe off mirror fog
• Going to start new diet / eat box of cookies first
• Unsure how long it's been since i showered / check length of armpit hair