Anxiety Cat Meme Generator
Your boss messages "Can we have a quick chat later?" with no time. You spend the afternoon updating your CV, drafting a farewell email and mentally selling the car. It was about the Christmas party.
The phone rings. Unknown number. You watch it ring out as if it were a wasp on the table. Then you spend twenty minutes googling the number.
Four cars ahead of you at the drive-through. You rehearse "cheeseburger meal, no pickles, Coke" all four cars. At the window you say "yes please" to a question nobody asked.
Your food in the restaurant is wrong. You eat it. When the waiter asks if everything's all right, you say "lovely, thank you", and tip extra for the experience.
Why it caught on: the wide-eyed black cat first went round on a demotivational poster from about 2007, "What has been seen cannot be unseen", and became Anxiety Cat on Meme Generator in 2011. It said out loud the tiny private panics everyone thought were theirs alone.
Best Anxiety Cat posts
- "it's more afraid of you than you are of it." / BULLSHIT.
- someone compliments you in front of a large group / how could you put me through this
- I'm gonna go for a run / start running. feel stupid. go home.
- PANIC OVER LOST IPOD / WHILE LISTENING TO IT
- see acquaintance walking towards you / worry about the appropriate distance to say hello
- "For this next bit we are going to choose a random audience member" / pees pants
- USE PUBLIC TOILET / WAIT FOR SOMEone TO FLUSH SO YOU CAN PEE COVERTLY
- answer one question wrong in class / live in shame for the rest of your life
- Has to read aloud for class / counts the number of people prereads and doesnt listen to anyone else
- "what is your greatest weakness?" / all of them
- Don't get seat next to 'stop' button / trapped on bus forever
- minor headache / large brain tumor
- Worry all day before sending a text / worry all night after sending it
- Hear people laugh / They are talking about you
- wake up sleeping pet / make sure they're not dead
- NEED TO TAKE ANXIETY MEDS / TOO FREAKED OUT BY EXTENSIVE LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
- Wanting to submit a Anxiety cat meme... / spend 30 minutes deciding if it's the right thing to do.
- Visitors coming over / lock bedroom door and pretend to be asleep
- go to party where you only know one person / Follow them around all night
- type long, well-written comment / delete