Advice Dog Meme Generator
Your uncle, three pints in, tells you the secret to getting on the property ladder is to "just buy a house". He bought his in 1986 for roughly the price of a sofa. He's beaming.
A colleague's advice for your overflowing inbox: mark all as read. "If it's important, they'll ring." He's been in the job eleven years and nobody has ever found him.
Your mum's dating advice: "Just be yourself. But not like that." She means well. She's smiling. She has no idea either.
You spill red wine on the landlord's carpet. Your friend cheerfully suggests a rug over it and moving out before the inspection. He gives this advice to everyone. He's moved eleven times.
Why it caught on: a smiling puppy on a rainbow wheel, from around 2006, was the first advice animal and set the pattern Courage Wolf, Insanity Wolf and the rest followed. Everyone has had cheerful, confident, useless advice from someone grinning just like that.
Best Advice Dog posts
- like girl in class / sniff her butt when shes not looking
- Gets unlimited food from owners / eats own crap
- a doorbell rang on tv? / Let me sing you the song of my people
- have a gambling problem? / Never give up
- get drafted / rape your dead comrade
- he who never looks down / steps in my shit
- Hey, I just licked you, and this is Crazy... But I'm a Puppy / So Pet me maybe
- DRINK PAINT / TASTE THE RAINBOW
- push car to work / save fuel
- hire clowns / for funeral
- throw up / is like a free second meal
- eat the yellow snow / its high in vitamin p
- I can't see the colors around me... / But I can shit anywhere!!!
- not sure if you and girl are compatible? / sniff her butt
- Swallow magnets / Become attractive
- how to get money for diesel? / sell your car
- See you soon / In a Chinese restaurant near you
- I lick your face / After I lick my ass
- Barks non stop at random people walking down the street / doesn't make a sound when burglars tear up the house
- Press like button / fix africa