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customer asks how i'm doing today
why do you ask me questions i'm not allowed to answer truthfully?
customer asks how i'm doing today
why do you ask me questions i'm not allowed to answer truthfully?
Retail Robin
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Have had a rewards card since 1990
why didn't you ask me for my card?
Have had a rewards card since 1990
why didn't you ask me for my card?
Retail Robin
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can i put in my rewards card?
why must you prolong our time together?
can i put in my rewards card?
why must you prolong our time together?
Retail Robin
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customer say not to make the bags heavy
only bought heavy things
customer say not to make the bags heavy
only bought heavy things
Retail Robin
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you keep using that word, "beautiful"
i do not think it means what you think it means
you keep using that word, "beautiful"
i do not think it means what you think it means
Inigo Montoya Princess Bride
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customer decides to tell me a story
captive audience
customer decides to tell me a story
captive audience
Retail Robin
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see yourself in security camera footage
am i going bald?
see yourself in security camera footage
am i going bald?
Retail Robin
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wakes you up because you need to pee badly
also, you're really thirsty
wakes you up because you need to pee badly
also, you're really thirsty
Scumbag Brain
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only creative when depressed
depression saps the will to do creative work
only creative when depressed
depression saps the will to do creative work
Scumbag Brain
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you said you are "boyfriend material"
the lie detector determined that was a lie
you said you are "boyfriend material"
the lie detector determined that was a lie
Maury Bishop
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customer feels he should get spiral ham for 74¢ because that's what it says on the label
conveniently ignores the part of the label saying the 12 pound ham weighs only three-tenths of a pound
customer feels he should get spiral ham for 74¢ because that's what it says on the label
conveniently ignores the part of the label saying the 12 pound ham weighs only three-tenths of a pound
Retail Robin
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management threatens job over one customer complaint
completely forgets the six prior years of no customer complaints
management threatens job over one customer complaint
completely forgets the six prior years of no customer complaints
Retail Robin
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customer puts a bag of ice into two paper bags and three plastic bags
management blames cashiers for wasting bags
customer puts a bag of ice into two paper bags and three plastic bags
management blames cashiers for wasting bags
Retail Robin
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customer reeks of piss
always comes to your lane
customer reeks of piss
always comes to your lane
Retail Robin
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customer claims $1.00 item was supposed to be 99¢
hand over receipt and change; doesn't want penny
customer claims $1.00 item was supposed to be 99¢
hand over receipt and change; doesn't want penny
Retail Robin
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