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not sure if i'm smelling weed or that dead skunk over there
i'm going to gut your car just in case
not sure if i'm smelling weed or that dead skunk over there
i'm going to gut your car just in case
Happyfuncop
  • 0
i pulled you over for improper use of a turn signal
now put your hands behind your head and get on the ground
i pulled you over for improper use of a turn signal
now put your hands behind your head and get on the ground
Happyfuncop
  • 1
can't figure out what to eat tonight?
there's a whole closet full of shoes over there!
can't figure out what to eat tonight?
there's a whole closet full of shoes over there!
Advice Dog
  • 0
your mother is so fat
i know because i am her doctor and i weighed her last week
your mother is so fat
i know because i am her doctor and i weighed her last week
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 5
password required to use this software
the only word i know is cat. let's try that
password required to use this software
the only word i know is cat. let's try that
Programmers son
  • 24
flash video running choppy in web browser
shake the laptop like an etch-a-sketch
flash video running choppy in web browser
shake the laptop like an etch-a-sketch
Programmers son
  • 1
"can't read disc in drive d"
put some more pocket change in there
"can't read disc in drive d"
put some more pocket change in there
Programmers son
  • 7
i don't always eat jelly beans
but when i do, i eat starburst jelly beans
i don't always eat jelly beans
but when i do, i eat starburst jelly beans
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 0
"guests arrive at noon, food served at 1"
shows up at 1, first in line for grub
"guests arrive at noon, food served at 1"
shows up at 1, first in line for grub
Scumbag Steve
  • 6
if easter is about jesus cleansing our sins
why do we serve "deviled" eggs?
if easter is about jesus cleansing our sins
why do we serve "deviled" eggs?
Philosoraptor
  • 0
posts picture on facebook
describes picture in comments area
posts picture on facebook
describes picture in comments area
Technologically Impaired Duck
  • 3
my online profile lists my weight as 90
it's metric
my online profile lists my weight as 90
it's metric
Fat Girl
  • 8
i remember how to put on my pants every morning
you can't explain that
i remember how to put on my pants every morning
you can't explain that
Bill O'Reilly Proves God
  • 9
a^2 + b^2 = c^2
you can't explain that
a^2 + b^2 = c^2
you can't explain that
Bill O'Reilly Proves God
  • 2
we don't all fall up into the sky
you can't explain that
we don't all fall up into the sky
you can't explain that
Bill O'Reilly Proves God
  • 1

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