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Once upon a time!

Care Dog was strolling along on a bright, sunny Summer's day. Sweet-hearted fellow that he was, he enjoyed the beautiful singing of the birds and the comforting buzz of the bees. He was on the road through Sweet-Wood Forest, with Care-A-Lot town far behind him, when quite suddenly he happened upon Pee Bear, who was sitting right in the middle of the road. That rascally Pee Bear was picking fat gray ticks off of his feces-encrusted sphinctor area, and popping them into his mouth, chewing them with a look of glee.

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Care Dog was stricken! He didn't know what to say. He knew that Pee Bear only needed a little love and understanding -- but the tormented Bear of the Bathrooms looked as if he would strike him if he said a word!

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Two months prior to her birthday, Addy turned to me and stated she wanted a Care Bears birthday party. Up to that moment, I had been planning on a Curious George party, and was personally looking forward to it. But, what a 3-year-old wants a 3-year-old gets, right? Well, no, not always. But I didn't hesitate to give in to her request for Care Bears!

I think you can tell from her 1st birthday and 2nd birthday that I like to throw a themed party. I truly enjoy the creative process behind planning and executing all the details. I am fully aware that most of my friends and family think I am nuts and/or my priorities are out of whack, and that's okay. Right now, I've got one kid, so everything that goes into planning her party is manageable. If we throw another kid into the mix, well, I'm sure I'll be slapping some pizza on the counter and MAYBE blowing up some balloons, and my floors probably won't be swept. So until then, I'm going to have fun utilizing my creativity while I can. That being said, I went way overboard last year, so I DID tame it down this year, and gave myself a budget - of which I stayed within to boot! I think everything turned out nice, kids had a good time, and Addy had a great day.

Matt and I created a fabulous rainbow balloon arch in the living room:

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Care Dog was stricken! He didn't know what to say. He knew that Pee Bear only needed a little love and understanding -- but the tormented Bear of the Bathrooms looked as if he would strike him if he said a word! What was Care Dog to do? But then, upon seeing the big tears welling up in the eyes of the poor Canine of Kindness, Pee Bear got a crafty look in his eye. He hung his head and apologized. "Oh, I'm so sorry, Care Dog. Can you forgive me? I'm just been in such a bad mood lately, what with these ticks and vermin eating away at my poor asshole." He smiled his sweetest sad smile at Care Dog, and shuffled his feet bashfully to show that he was sorry. Care Dog wiped the tears away and looked up hopefully, "You... you really mean it, Pee Bear?" "Sure, Care Dog. In fact, why don't you come closer? There's a present I'd like to give you." Trustingly, Care Dog walked towards Pee Bear. In his childlike innocence, he hadn't even noticed that that wily Bear had extended his huge, hideous bear dick from its furry sheath. Its pointed tip glistened with a quivering drop of anticipatory "gleet." The hairy base of it writhed with fleas. Care Dog sniffed the air. "Say, do you smell something dead, Pee Bear?" (Care Dog quickly dismissed the ridiculous, primitive urge that always made him want to find any dead thing and roll around on it. That wasn't the kind of thing that polite dogs did!) Then he saw that Pee Bear wore a very strange expression. Why was he looking at Care Dog so intently? "We're a long way from Care-A-Lot Town, Care Dog." * * *

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how is the care bears VS. Batman Come together

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you suck! Care Bears I like batman better than the Care bears

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